Someone's been busy!

And that someone is Gunner!
This kid amuses me daily. He's so smart. He thinks things through so deeply and carefully, you just never know what he's gonna figure out.
Tonight, he was telling me something, and I was trying to listen, really, I was!! And so I punched him in the stomach (isn't that would good parenting is all about?!). He got mad. I was shocked. He said, "Why did you do that!? Do you like it? Do you want some of this!??" He forcefully shook his fist in the air. "Oh, I'm so scared!" I told him. "If you do that again, you're gonna get some of THIS!" he says, threatening with his fists again. I'm teaching that boy some great life lessons with that. Told ya- AWESOME parenting!
Earlier today, he apparently also told his Gigi that he wanted a "hot, dirty girl" to be his wife when he grew up. I asked him what he meant by that. Swayed by his childish innocence, I just knew he was going to say something about playing outside, getting hot and dirty like little boys do, and that would be nice. No such luck. When I asked him that, he replied by singing, "Lights out... Got a hundred dirty girls and they know what we about..." If you don't know the song... It's STILL hilarious! That, my friends, are lyrics from the song Dirty Girl Part 2 by Bobby Light aka Rob Dyrdek. If you knew that, then it's even funnier to you.
It was during this same conversation that he said he didn't want to be a doctor when he grew up (Mama, that's ridiculous, he seemed to be thinking)... He wanted to make signs and sell signs... Then he decided he's rather work in a restraunt... No, he wanted to OWN a restraunt. Pizza Hut, specifically. Boy, this kid can dream! He will definitely be Archer's hero though! Him... And his dirty girl, that is!

Big Plans

So, I really need to update this... These boys say the best things everyday... But this one stood out! Here goes:
Gunner asks, "When are we gonna fly on a plane?" Chris is adamantly anti-plane, so he says "We're NOT!" Gunner says "Well, when I grow up I'm gonna fly on a plane." (Here's the kicker...) "And I'm gonna have a wife to go with me." How beyond his years is that?! He then lists what's on a plane that makes it fun- peanuts, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, and coffee. I never looked at it thru the eyes of a little boy before. Let's be honest, that's a pretty good haul! So look out credit cards, our little man and his "wife" are gonna be wracking up some frequent flyer miles!

A couple of Gunner-isms for today:
Tooth Fairy is spelled with TWO f's. T-o-o-F....F-a-i-r-y!!
AND his pajamas have a bottom... And a ROOF (the top to his bottoms).
It all makes sense if you think about it long enough!