While discussing my grandparents, I explained to Gunner they were with God. He asked, how did they get there? Fly a plane? Among other things, he also said, Why haven't I ever seen God's face? That boy just thinks so deep.

Archer was in a department store with his Grandmother and he crawled up into a clothes rack. The next thing we knew, the whole rack was traveling across the store! He's so mischievous!

Archer walks up to me, kicks me in the shin, and walks off. Me: Why did you do that? Him: It was an accident. My child is a heathen!